A Leg Up by Jason Bruce

Author:Jason Bruce
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Jason Bruce
Published: 2016-03-15T00:00:00+00:00

We see a still shot a handsome Mediterranean man, possibly in his late twenties, wearing chef’s whites.

Antonio George: (Voice only) “We’ve brought in an expert to help you through it.”

We see mug shots of Loafer, Cat, Udder and Shoeless, each with a subtitle bearing their name.

Antonio George: (Voice only) “The second team will be taking care of refreshments...”

We see a still shot of an attractive young blonde woman behind a bar pulling a pint of beer.

Antonio George: (Voice only) “You’ll get some help too.”

We see a still shot of a very overweight middle aged man serving ice cream cones out of an ice cream van.

Narrator: (Laughs a little as she speaks) “Sorry, couldn’t resist giving you fellas a little false hope.”

We see mug shots of Stash, Gummer, Phillips and Shakey, each with a subtitle bearing their name.

Antonio George: (Voice only) “The third team will be in charge of entertainment...”

We now cut to three scenes, in which Stash, Chaz, and Shakey’s faces fill the screen in quick succession.

Stash: (Confused) “So we’ve gotta sing?”

Chaz: (Hiccups) “Yeah—and Chalky can do his limbo dancin’.”

Shakey: (Annoyed) “Or maybe I’ll do my war dance, okay?”

We cut to a shot of the participants, looking from Stash’s group, over toward Chaz’s group, as Shakey starts toward Chaz.

Shakey: (Angry) “On ya f**kin’ head!”

Antonio George: (Unseen) “Right, that’s enough...”

Shakey smiles, then walks back to his original place as laughter ensues.

We cut to a shot of Chaz hiding behind Skip.

The laughter dies down, and the cameraman turns his attention back to Antonio George, standing between the judges at the main table.

Antonio George: “Look, it’s a fun family day that you’re putting on today—a bit like a fair. We’ll have rides...”

We cut to a later scene of children, some with their mother or father, enjoying rides on a scaled down Ferris wheel, then cut to some children and adults driving go-karts around a makeshift track surrounded by bails of straw.

Antonio George: “For all ages...”

We return to the marquee, where Antonio George stands between the judges at the main table.

Antonio George: “And again, (sighs) you’ll have people there to show you the ropes...”

Unseen Participant: “Bunch of f**kin’ dodgy f**kers no doubt...”

We cut to a shot of Doc from the waist up, a fist clenched in front of his chest.

Doc: “Yeah, Nazis ya mean!”

Mr. Hinksman’s face fills the screen for a few seconds as he rolls his eyes and turns his head slightly to his right.

We cut back to Antonio George, standing between the judges at the main table.

Antonio George: “As I was going to say, learning the ropes from a group of lads we managed to get to help us out...”

We cut to a still shot of four good looking young men, all wearing suits and ties.

Narrator: “Forget buying tickets for the rides, where can I get a full day pass?”

Antonio George: (Voice only) “All taking time off for the day from a very famous theme park in Europe—naming no names...”

We cut to a shot of Jim and Four Brains standing on either side of Groupie.

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